New way? What's this about a new way?
Three marine biologists are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which marine biologists are famous. A night of tall tales begins...
The first says, "I must be the meanest, toughest marine biologist there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands."
The second can't stand to be bested. "Why that's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I'm still here today!"
The third marine biologist remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.
Take a peek at my biographical notes.
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