You will never do anything more vital, more profound, more perfect or more necessary than what you have just done.

"Why are we getting so much US-based spam here lately? I wish they would realize that we're Canadians, dammit. We don't buy anything or talk to anyone. We eat raw seal meat, we all look alike, we have names like Nanook, and we just sit in front of our igloos playing the same fiddle song all day until it comes time to harpoon a stranger."

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